Thursday, December 11, 2008

Phony Tarot Card Reading

Last night I went for my first future & past telling rendezvouz a.k.a Tarot Card reading.

I must say it was disappointed for the amount I paid. I paid 500 rupees! To hear depressing stuff.
Plus, she wasn't in gypsy clothes and there was no crystal ball. And she had a cold. pfft. What a rip off.

She asked me to pick 7 cards. The first three were depictions of my recent past, the fourth card was my present and the next three cards were my near future.

I will not spill the beans on how accurate she was about my present but the future was a bit too much to swallow. By the end of 2009, I will be doing some soul searching and thus, cut myself off from everyone. Me? Hardly possible. I need to be around people all the time.

And then, I asked her a few questions and as I asked these questions, I need to pick out another card. So I asked her (this is proof of how wrong she is and I will prove it) if I would be a lawyer. And the card I picked out - the devil card, apparently. Did not like the look of it. That simply meant no. And with what simplicity she said it. -Smile- "No".

Skank.

Anyways, on the bright side. I will only get married in 2016 (this question was on my mum's request). Mum was in disbelief. She said, "But I want to see my grandchildren get married. Radhika, hurry up! Jaldi karo!"

Easy money.


HAHA here!




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